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Cake. Cookies.
That's all you need....
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I have not updated this thing for *counts* four (4) days. :0
:(
aaaaah well it takes too much effort to remember whats happened in my life since four days ago.
Needless to say it would have been a) odd b)funny c)boring d)?"?"? (by default).
Blah. At the moment I am eating some sort of cake. It's yummy.
I will say stuff later...good bye.
Xxx
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erm.
errrr..yesterday..ermmm
*sratches head*
something something something
blah
umm gotta leave soon
so tired.
good bye
♥
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[29 Apr 2005|09:30pm] |
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oh dear lord, i think i may be allergic to something...
my wall? i'm not sure what.
but i cant stop sneezing! my eyes are bloodshot. i've sneezed over 100 times today. it's not cool..
aaaah i feel like eeeeeeek...
aaaargh.
BORING day. lots of sneeezing. oh and i had a fucking huge argumento with my mother. i won though. (As usual)..stupid mother tryin to stop me from going out this weekend..aaargh i'll eat her. hmm
erm....yay weekend in about 3/4 hours yay! good schtuff
hahaha cant wait for sat/sun (weekend) WiKKed.
yay
cool. well i gotta get back to doing absoluting nada and try and stop my sneezing.
hmm
GOOD BYE.
♥
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[29 Apr 2005|12:00am] |
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Aaaaah, boring day today. :(
I kicked another leaf. Jumped over another puddle.
I ate some cookies today. Yay me.
And i had the HUGEST bowl of porridge EVER. I ate it all and felt very very ill afterwards.
I accidently sprayed air freshener in my eyes. I was blinding for around 10minutes. In which time, I managed to walk into 3 walls, fall down 2 flights of stairs, trip over a book and fall face first into the bath. I know i am so cool, so it's ok.
:)
I don't think I got a chance to chat to my lovely Kayla today. :( oh. oh. *sighs*
'Tis ok, The world isn't gonna end anytime soon, there's plenty of time for me to chat to the wonderfully amazing Kayla.
I keep sneezing. I may be allergic to walls...or twigs. *Shrugs*. I can't wait for this weekend.
Sat- camden!! with leo/roman !! and party in evening! yay!, Sun- kent!?!?(my friends house) to get very very very very... _____ :). We are gonna act out a play, and we're gonna film it too.Mwhahahahahahah.
:) Ok, that's enough for now.
I hope the world sleeps well tonight; I will try my best to sleep well tonight.
Good Night People.
♥
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[27 Apr 2005|11:21pm] |
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Hi. Umm...not a lot happened today in the life of SUMO!
Er..i actually left my house though..went to see The Dialogue at the troubador. They were ok.
The lead singer jumped and hit his head on the wall then fell backwards onto an amp. - I didn't laugh
Hmm....err it was dark outside today. Just like everyday. It's getting too aaaah wwwhaaaa...around where I live. I fear that one day i will be killed. oh well.
painkillers are good.
I found out what is worse than not being able to text, and never getting any texts......... it's: being able to text, and not getting replied to.
:(
*sighs*
I will keep doing my thing, if the world keeps doing its..
One day i will eat the world.
Take Care.
♥
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[27 Apr 2005|05:35pm] |
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There was this kid. He didn't have a name. He wasn't from anywhere, he was just there. One day he found his way to some alley. There, he encountered a stray dog. The dog told him to find something. The kid listened to the dog and after ten minutes he walked back out of the alley and turned left on the main road.
Ten years past.
The boy returned to the alley with something clenched in his hand. Unfortunately the dog who had been there ten years ago was no longer there. The kid looked at the floor then sat down. He began to laugh. The kid slowly began to open up his hand.
There was never anything in his hand.
A young man then walked past the kid, and as he did so, the kid stopped him and asked him for the time.
The man replied: it's 5.40. The kid laughed some more then asked the man to find something.
Ten years past.
The man returned to the alley with something clenched in his hand. Unfortunately the kid who had been there ten years ago was no longer there. The man was confused and chucked the knife that he was holding on the floor.
He turned around and saw this other kid walking past and he went up to him and asked him to find something.
The kid turned to him and said:"Sorry man...I know what's gonna happen. It's OK man, don't worry. It's just like this. It's noone's fault. But here take this..."- the kid handed the young man a small bag. The kid then leant over to the man and whispered something into this ear. The kid then left....
The man then sat down and smiled. He opened the bag..and poured out the contents.....nothing. The man laughed.
:)
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Boo World, well like boo a few of you people from the world then. Hello. Well today has been interesting. I had to go to school to do my French GCSE Oral exam. I was AMAZING...O yeah!
:)
After that, I had to leave school (grrrr...), so I walked out of school alone and went back home. I arrived home only to find some random fat dude with a lawnmower attempting to cut my grass....
I asked him what the time was, then went inside my house and thought about things.
10mins later, I decided to make some "music". An hour later, a very exhausted PC and a very happy and enthusiastic Me the album:What the fuck!?!?!..was formed.
1.Intro : 0.24 mins
2.Adventure: 4.56mins
3.POSNER! : 3.52mins
4.Sayj : 1.36mins
5.Wice&Twice : 1.28mins
6.Pacman : 1.12mins
7.Shoe : 1.33mins
8.Finale : 1.28mins
It's a very umm...interesting album...very "experimental" and "thought-provoking" at times. Extremely suitable for those select few who get totally fucked on some sort of drug.
It's official release date will be Sunday 31st April 2005....it will be played to a number of ex-cricketers in a house somewhere in kent (apparantly). For all those who would like a copy of the album, please contact my record label (Sumo Rules The World).
Thank you and good night.
♥
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[25 Apr 2005|02:06pm] |
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Whoa! : 0
Here it is:
Err...where did that cheese grater go?
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| Msn Conversation with James.. |
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Enjoy...
*Sighs*...... says:
do you want to have a funky convo?
...A little less than a happy high.... says:
i think so
...A little less than a happy high.... says:
You toolbox you....
*Sighs*...... says:
*indeed. that sounds cool, as cool as a wombat whose mother has been injected with strife*
...A little less than a happy high.... says:
for this particular piece i shall play the part of the gender confused heffalump
...A little less than a happy high.... says:
strife eh..... ?
*Sighs*...... says:
psyche im kidding, i need your undivided child in more than eighteen pieces.
...A little less than a happy high.... says:
well the hammers right there..... and so is the leaf blower.... you can temporarily blind him if you choose
*Sighs*...... says:
perhaps, however a bunch of crunchy ethiopians can be quite interesitng especially if accompanied by a pole dancer fig
...A little less than a happy high.... says:
indeed.... a nice bowl of kellogs crunchy ethopians....
...A little less than a happy high.... says:
well it is ludicrusly tasty
*Sighs*...... says:
like sticking a banana between two tortureous mean things like your weener.
*Sighs*...... says:
steal my words
a nice bowl of kellogs crunchy ethopians..... Well it is ludcrously tasty.... says:
i concur
*Sighs*...... says:
like u stole shroomicide
*Sighs*...... says:
i resent that
*Sighs*...... says:
every1 does it
a nice bowl of kellogs crunchy ethopians..... Well it is ludcrously tasty.... says:
it was borrowed
*Sighs*...... says:
stolen
*Sighs*...... says:
(u non-glow-in-the-dark orientated man)
a nice bowl of kellogs crunchy ethopians..... Well it is ludcrously tasty.... says:
like that lampshade
*Sighs*...... says:
who steals sumo's words
*Sighs*...... says:
no. u stole my thing. im sad but i will continue
a nice bowl of kellogs crunchy ethopians..... Well it is ludcrously tasty.... says:
you cretinous phone card dealing oaf
*Sighs*...... says:
i thought i wud let u no that the table tennis playing orange decided to get a knife and carve the words: "I NEED A PENIS" into his mother's arm
a nice bowl of kellogs crunchy ethopians..... Well it is ludcrously tasty.... says:
did he play with his ears
*Sighs*...... says:
(both)
a nice bowl of kellogs crunchy ethopians..... Well it is ludcrously tasty.... says:
stuck the bats to his ears and used jelly as a ball
i resent the fact that james (non-glow-in-the-dark man) steals my words.. says:
the homosapien with yellow pigmentatioon would like to point out his screename to the non-glow-in-the-dark fool
a nice bowl of kellogs crunchy ethopians..... Well it is ludcrously tasty.... says:
ahh but if i roll in toxic waste.... i can obtain special glowing powers
a nice bowl of kellogs crunchy ethopians..... Well it is ludcrously tasty.... says:
which make me look like a christmas tree
i resent the fact that james (non-glow-in-the-dark man) steals my words.. says:
only if you are a demented ogre.
a nice bowl of kellogs crunchy ethopians..... Well it is ludcrously tasty.... says:
well that may be but at least im realistic
i resent the fact that james (non-glow-in-the-dark man) steals my words.. says:
(to start off with)
a nice bowl of kellogs crunchy ethopians..... Well it is ludcrously tasty.... says:
but mon ami i am a gender confused heffalump
i resent the fact that james (non-glow-in-the-dark man) steals my words.. says:
indeed. both XXX and YYY are figments of both your and the kind caring lovely subtle mouse's imagination
a nice bowl of kellogs crunchy ethopians..... Well it is ludcrously tasty.... says:
and i eat little glowing piglets like you
i resent the fact that james (non-glow-in-the-dark man) steals my words.. says:
bite my earlobe you foul antelope
a nice bowl of kellogs crunchy ethopians..... Well it is ludcrously tasty.... says:
ill do more than bloody that, illl make you eat your own cranium
i resent the fact that james (non-glow-in-the-dark man) steals my words.. says:
i was amused to such an extent that numerous books decided to formulate a plan so crafty its craftiness subsided in the main artery of the vena cava which if rendering to such a state of oblivion would generate not only hydroelectric power but could cripple a young mature mammory gland to a pityful wreck
i resent the fact that james (non-glow-in-the-dark man) steals my words.. says:
(i me)
a nice bowl of kellogs crunchy ethopians..... Well it is ludcrously tasty.... says:
ahh but it cant subside in the main artery if the vena cava
a nice bowl of kellogs crunchy ethopians..... Well it is ludcrously tasty.... says:
They seem to be different parts of the circulatory system
a nice bowl of kellogs crunchy ethopians..... Well it is ludcrously tasty.... says:
All hail Benedict XVIth.... The Forth Reich Has begun
a nice bowl of kellogs crunchy ethopians..... Well it is ludcrously tasty.... says:
apparently hes been putting the smackdown on herecy since 1981
i resent the fact that james (non-glow-in-the-dark man) steals my words.. says:
NEEDLESS TO SAY that the NEEDLE in the interogation rooms seems adamant that the staple was indeed raped by the mother bee as a part of the voodoo ceromny performed by bats on an island not so far from here. that beeing said both jamaican ants need their daily dosage of amphetamines which render them completly futile and incredibly intelligent, intelligent enough to break an aeroplane with their
i resent the fact that james (non-glow-in-the-dark man) steals my words. says:
TOE NAILS
a nice bowl of kellogs crunchy ethopians..... Well it is ludcrously tasty.... says:
have you ever killed a man with a whisk... its extremely pleasurable
i resent the fact that james (non-glow-in-the-dark man) steals my words.. says:
Begging for mercy from a seatee, the rodent quickly decided that the bowl of juicy nairobians was such a delight that he offered some to the neighbouring dog kennel which had been prevoiusly owned by mr. grape the barrister who once fucked a tree somewhere near the mississipi river in the united states of america. as scary as it was. the frog did jump over the fence using only his liver.
a nice bowl of kellogs crunchy ethopians..... Well it is ludcrously tasty.... says:
i shall obtain cholera from that delicious cereal bar Special K, as a result ill stick the web camera, inside Mother teresa's inside causing the universe to suffer a miscount in the census, there will be inbalance in the CENSUS
i resent the fact that james (non-glow-in-the-dark man) steals my words.. says:
whenever a twin of the timbucktoon kind delivers to your front door a doormat with a can of whipped cream that is not only double cream but also extremely radioactive, you can be 74.2% sure that he is inteneded to rape your father's mother's goldfish, while ascending the local paper boy's mother's shopping center's musicaly orinetated escalots, which have caused such havoc to the city of: Boolatak
a nice bowl of kellogs crunchy ethopians..... Well it is ludcrously tasty.... says:
Yeh two pos & chips please... spare the peas
i resent the fact that james (non-glow-in-the-dark man) steals my words.. says:
most protoctista have been related to such dangers as the high voltage ureathra as encountered by the multitude of dwarves(nicknamed: foogooloe). once upon a shroom, there was a dog, who went by the name of clancy, nd he decided that renamed the 80;'s superhero: goofballhead. HOBy123.b was a great idea.
a nice bowl of kellogs crunchy ethopians..... Well it is ludcrously tasty.... says:
well my Algenon, even though hes a horrible deformed printer went out to play today,he sat on the swings even went down the slide.... every since his down sydrome business we have been extra careful
i resent the fact that james (non-glow-in-the-dark man) steals my words.. says:
Unbeknowest to him, the late Mango who perished in a freak car/popsicle crash, had left in his will, the sum of $0.01 to a wild,savage,sex-depraved goose who once found an evelope on the street which was coloured pink and then he said to the envelope: do you happen to know what the time is in south africa, to which the envelope replied: are you red fox? the envelope quickly spontaneoulsy combusted
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Boo. (argh)...hmm..Hello....I assume this is Livejournal then..it's cool. lots of pink and pink on my profile..A big hello to the wonderfully beautiful and superb Kayla, for getting me here, she's cool.
:)
I need to tell my fridge to stop playing twister with the moustrap.
Oooh, this is deep, but I've returned here to edit this thing..OOOH very controversial!!! Deep.
Umm..I dunno, I'm bored and feel like saying something.
Hmm..well now it's tomorrow, but I intially posted this yesterday (argh. foolish days). Anyway, well today(even though it's tomorrow) was odd-ish, well every single day of my life can be classified as odd. Hmm..but yeah I'm tired, had to walk a lot today. Errm, feeling kinda ishy about something, dunno what to do, doubt there is anything to do anyway. Umm...I'm still annoyed at a few things, and I miss my friends.
Hmm..k..I will leave you in peace now,
Take Care.
♥
.Will.
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